Homestuck Theories

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Anonymous asked: what if pre-scratch signless

is actually mute?

since homestuck has some kind of thing for opposites, it makes sense that karkat, who yells and talks alot, would have an ancestor who can't talk at all.

leading a double meaning for his title

the 'sign' part in signless could also be a reference to SIGN language....

oh wow, sorry, I didn’t see this. That might be interesting.

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eldritch-heiress:

Okay so this is something I just noticed.

So Rose’s saying was “They wait for she who would breed lilacs out of the dead land.”

LOCAH is basically a wasteland even though there are pods all around it watering constantly.

Why is it that some plants don’t grow?

Not enough light.

What was Rose’s quest that Jaspersprite mentioned?

To “Play the rain”. That doesn’t nessesarily mean the “rain” on her planet.

What is the name of the song played when LOCAH is introduced? “Rain”.

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Jake becomes Lord English

We have the fact that Lord English’s aesthetic just happens to be all about what Jake is into, and the only way this could reasonably be is if Jake has some major influence on LE*.

It goes like this: Dirk fails to secure Jake’s heart. He tries, and Jake tries to make it work too, but it’s not going to happen. Jake just can’t love Dirk. We learn that Jake is straight. Sad, but what can anyone do about that, really?

Dirk has an idea of what he can do about that. Making use of his player class, intending to reform Jake’s heart, the prince of heart, the destroyer of soul, perhaps unintentionally but inevitably fulfilling his pre-stated destiny, destroys Jake’s heart, having the  consequence of creating a god-tier demon.

*Actually no now I think about it that could also have come of Jake having some influence on the alpha[not sure if that’s the right terminology] trolls’ prototypings which then would have an influence on the creation of a vast number of powerful demons.
Call it a disjoint theory.

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jade-sexual:

hm hang on a sec here

Dirk and Roxy’s dialogue and narration did indicate that they have interacted with their parents

but the fact that Jane knows who they are means that their parents must have lived in their past

that’d cause a bit of a paradox, but since the narration also implied that Rose retained some sort of Seer power in the new universe,

Dave might’ve been using his time-travel so that he could raise Dirk years in the future (but not many) while maintaining appearances in the past

time travel is such confusing bullshit I’m supposed to have a handle on this by now c’mon

dang

whoa

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